coolagasman in # blurtafrica • last year • 4 min readI'm A Confused ManI'm A Confused Man Mental Health America, MHA I was to go on an excursion with my students and I asked them to pay some amount of money. The excursion was to come up in the fourth week, and…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • last year • 3 min readIs It A Crime To Be Fat?It's so pathetic seeing my present condition being increased day by day. I tried to trim my size down, but the more I tried to stop eating, the more fat I got. I have heard that when you minimize…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 3 min readTwin And ConfusionCottonbro Twin And Confusion Identical twins are sometimes good to give birth to as a parent because of the way they do relate to each other. They have a strong bond that unites them together.…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 6 min readMathematics And Its ProblemsKaterina Holmes Mathematics And Its Problems There are so many students out there who have the habit of not listening in mathematics class despite the fact that the teacher involved has…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 8 min readFace Me I Face You Apartment Embarrassment/Enfréntame, te enfrento Vergüenzas de apartamento (Eng/Spanish)Cottonbro English Face Me I Face You Apartment Embarrassment Nigerians should understand what I meant by the word face me I face you life . It's not a life one should live as it is…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 8 min readNature Calls/La naturaleza llama (Eng/Esp)Max Vikhtbovych English Nature Calls It's so funny that I was almost disgraced. Just yesterday, I was called to teach someone in a reputable estate. I have not been there in my life and…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 4 min readWhere Is X And Why Is My Lecturer SleepingMonstera Where Is X And Why Is My Lecturer Sleeping Sometimes when I was still in school, my teacher was teaching us mathematics and we all were so excited to have him as a new mathematics…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 4 min readLaw Of KarmaMart Production Law Of Karma It's unfortunate that cockroaches have been the problem of the day in the area where Bola lives. Bola has been the one laughing at anybody who did little mistakes…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 6 min readA Disgraced SceneSunsetoned A Disgraced Scene It's my birthday and I had to do it in a low key way instead of organizing it big. I did not invite my boss but he knew all his workers' birth dates. Everyone in the…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 4 min readThe COMedy Rumble: Laugh A MomentTim Mossholder The COMedy Rumble: Laugh A Moment I gave a joke at our get together party today after thinking of what to give in the party as jokes. It was so pathetic that no one came out to…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 4 min readComedy: Martin is dead.Dziana Hasabekava Martin is dead. I had a class mate back then that was.named Martin. He was the type who loved jokes showing.that he was a good comedian. I was so happy and everyone was so…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 11 min readThe Mystery Behind Josh Stature/El misterio detrás de Josh Estatura (Eng/Esp)Phil English The Mystery Behind Josh Stature The lake filled with the scene of disappearance is the only evidence they would have seen in the realm of the world Josh lived in. Josh is…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 5 min readThe UnexpectedKrisjohn Rosales The COMedy Rumble: The Unexpected Is it right to fight with inanimate objects? Just yesterday, I went to the ATM booth to withdraw some money to get myself some foodstuffs…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 4 min readToilet DevotionSkylar Kang Toilet Devotion Based on my experience on how to cook Jollof rice, for the first time I have prepared something other than Jollof. To start with, I went to see my aunt and to my…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 3 min readExpected Hobbies Aside My InitialsLet's go there… In life we all have one hobby or the other we would live to learn if we are given the opportunity. There are a lot of hobbies I would love to handle when I retire or when I'm at…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 6 min readHe Performed Magic After Six Months / Hizo magia después de seis meses (Eng/Esp)English He Performed Magic After Six Months My son was born seven months ago. He is so argyle and strong except for the aspect of crawling. I'm fit and likewise the mum. We are not disabled…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 4 min readShadowMumtahina Tanni SHADOWS Shadow. To everyone, it meant that little black devil moving the same place with you or maybe a watchman who will tell God how recklessly you've lived your life. Or…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 5 min readNigeria's Budget And PoliticsEmmanuel Ikwuegbu Nigeria's Budget And Politics For sometime now, Nigeria has been going through a lot when it comes to the aspect of finance. Money has been scarce in the hands of those who…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 2 years ago • 6 min readKeeping the house clean with Kids/ Mantener la casa limpia con los niños (Eng/Esp)English Keeping the house clean with Kids Children are the gifts of nature and they have special ways of keeping the house dirty. They are the type who roughen the house with either their…coolagasman in # blurtnaija • 2 years ago • 9 min readNight dog/Perro Nocturno (Eng/Esp)Faruq Toklouglu English 🏴 Nightdog "You're a doctor meant to save lives and not eat them" Alena said it up to a thousand times inside her head. Her eyes had gone…
