BlogHide Reblurtscoolagasman in # blurtafrica • 3 yr. ago • 4 min readI'm A Confused ManI'm A Confused Man Mental Health America, MHA I was to go on an excursion with my students and I asked them to pay some amount of money. The excursion was to come up in the fourth week, and I told them the deadline would be in the third week. I told them the first week we resumed the session. After the first week, no one paid. I was…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 3 yr. ago • 3 min readIs It A Crime To Be Fat?It's so pathetic seeing my present condition being increased day by day. I tried to trim my size down, but the more I tried to stop eating, the more fat I got. I have heard that when you minimize your eating tactics, you will be reduced a bit. I don't know if this was a good idea, I tried to reduce my eating habits, but the more I tried the more…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 3 min readTwin And ConfusionCottonbro Twin And Confusion Identical twins are sometimes good to give birth to as a parent because of the way they do relate to each other. They have a strong bond that unites them together. Sometimes, it may be the other way round. A guy who lives in my street happened to be a bachelor. He has a girlfriend whose name is Kehinde.…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 6 min readMathematics And Its ProblemsKaterina Holmes Mathematics And Its Problems There are so many students out there who have the habit of not listening in mathematics class despite the fact that the teacher involved has explained the solution to them. They have the habit of knowing every other thing but coming to the aspect of mathematics, they are seen as Zero. In…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 8 min readFace Me I Face You Apartment Embarrassment/Enfréntame, te enfrento Vergüenzas de apartamento (Eng/Spanish)Cottonbro English Face Me I Face You Apartment Embarrassment Nigerians should understand what I meant by the word face me I face you life . It's not a life one should live as it is full of frustration and the likes as well as heartbreak. Nowadays, it is called face me I slap you . My definition of face me I face you…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 8 min readNature Calls/La naturaleza llama (Eng/Esp)Max Vikhtbovych English Nature Calls It's so funny that I was almost disgraced. Just yesterday, I was called to teach someone in a reputable estate. I have not been there in my life and have only been hearing about the place. It was just not the best with what happened to me. I got prepared and was ready to leave but something told…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 4 min readWhere Is X And Why Is My Lecturer SleepingMonstera Where Is X And Why Is My Lecturer Sleeping Sometimes when I was still in school, my teacher was teaching us mathematics and we all were so excited to have him as a new mathematics teacher. All of us have been having problems solving mathematical problems. So, when our new teacher was introduced to us, we were all so excited as he…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 4 min readLaw Of KarmaMart Production Law Of Karma It's unfortunate that cockroaches have been the problem of the day in the area where Bola lives. Bola has been the one laughing at anybody who did little mistakes in my class. He believes that he is left with no fault in him and with no mistakes. So, one day Sammy came to the class with his school bag as usual.…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 6 min readA Disgraced SceneSunsetoned A Disgraced Scene It's my birthday and I had to do it in a low key way instead of organizing it big. I did not invite my boss but he knew all his workers' birth dates. Everyone in the company also knew the exact day I was born because of Facebook that is always implicating the birth day date. Meanwhile, I decided not to invite…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 4 min readThe COMedy Rumble: Laugh A MomentTim Mossholder The COMedy Rumble: Laugh A Moment I gave a joke at our get together party today after thinking of what to give in the party as jokes. It was so pathetic that no one came out to deliver us from evils, instead I came up to do the justice. Please listen so well to what I have to say to you all…. I want to ask you people just…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 4 min readComedy: Martin is dead.Dziana Hasabekava Martin is dead. I had a class mate back then that was.named Martin. He was the type who loved jokes showing.that he was a good comedian. I was so happy and everyone was so happy being around him. He has this good method of approaching people and a good method of collecting what he wants from people. One fateful day he…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 11 min readThe Mystery Behind Josh Stature/El misterio detrás de Josh Estatura (Eng/Esp)Phil English The Mystery Behind Josh Stature The lake filled with the scene of disappearance is the only evidence they would have seen in the realm of the world Josh lived in. Josh is the youngest child of the family of Adams. He is the only one who has been seen so ugly. Just because of his ugliness, the people of the community…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 5 min readThe UnexpectedKrisjohn Rosales The COMedy Rumble: The Unexpected Is it right to fight with inanimate objects? Just yesterday, I went to the ATM booth to withdraw some money to get myself some foodstuffs where I met the unexpected. There were many people in the queue and I was just like, how do I collect my money on time. There were two ATM machines…reblurtedkpreddy in # contest • 4 yr. ago • 5 min readActifit Mega Contest || 50000 AFIT, 5000 BLURT and 5000 APX in Rewards || 27th Jul - 10th AugYes! You heard that right😀 ! I’m going with all guns blazing in sharing massive rewards to our lovely @actifit community. Actifit which is social Cross-Chain Multi-Reward Gamified Move to Earn Project. Move2earn projects have a long way to go. Unlike many crypto projects Move2earn projects always comes with real use case and that makes them…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 4 min readToilet DevotionSkylar Kang Toilet Devotion Based on my experience on how to cook Jollof rice, for the first time I have prepared something other than Jollof. To start with, I went to see my aunt and to my surprise she prepared a good Jollof rice for me to eat. I was so happy as this is my favorite dish. I sat down with my belt loose to empty the big bowl…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 3 min readExpected Hobbies Aside My InitialsLet's go there… In life we all have one hobby or the other we would live to learn if we are given the opportunity. There are a lot of hobbies I would love to handle when I retire or when I'm at the verge of freedom. For now, I'm the type who loves teaching and has taken it as my best hobby among all. There are other hobbies I also cherish…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 6 min readHe Performed Magic After Six Months / Hizo magia después de seis meses (Eng/Esp)English He Performed Magic After Six Months My son was born seven months ago. He is so argyle and strong except for the aspect of crawling. I'm fit and likewise the mum. We are not disabled and so our children I'll not be. We have been expecting the last child to crawl but he was finding it difficult to not until yesterday afternoon when I…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 4 min readShadowMumtahina Tanni SHADOWS Shadow. To everyone, it meant that little black devil moving the same place with you or maybe a watchman who will tell God how recklessly you've lived your life. Or that plain black version of you that follows you around. Am I wrong? Of course not. Well to me, that's not a shadow. It simply that thing you've done…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 5 min readNigeria's Budget And PoliticsEmmanuel Ikwuegbu Nigeria's Budget And Politics For sometime now, Nigeria has been going through a lot when it comes to the aspect of finance. Money has been scarce in the hands of those who worth the money but have been denied or they have been deprived of having their respective entitlement. Nigeria brought out their budgets last year…coolagasman in # blurtafrica • 4 yr. ago • 6 min readKeeping the house clean with Kids/ Mantener la casa limpia con los niños (Eng/Esp)English Keeping the house clean with Kids Children are the gifts of nature and they have special ways of keeping the house dirty. They are the type who roughen the house with either their books or their toys. Children are always there to make not.just the room but the surrounding dirty. The truth is that the parents do suffer a lot in…
