BlogHide Reblurtssucklemon in # anonymous • 6 yr. ago • 1 min readThis Guy Fawkes SucksThis Guy Sucks Fawkes is my tribute to Guy Fawkes who sucks lemons. Guy Fawkes night is a time honored tradition of burning bonfires in honor of capturing Guy Fawkes who was sitting on the dynamite that day in 1605. He was caught and instead King James was rescued from the plot to blow him up big time. To help the people let off steam King…sucklemon in # blurt365 • 6 yr. ago • 2 min readU Suck 2020Hello 2020, 2020! What have you given us but a stay at home spare tire potbelly and a year of reruns? The things we have to be thankful for this Thanksgiving are quiet times of quarantine, overloaded internet and online classes that brought our families together. For average families living together this year basically sucked lemons. Most of…sucklemon in # blurtart • 6 yr. ago • 2 min readU SUCK CollegiateU suck That’s right. The earlier you realize this the better. There are 7.5 billion people on this planet. Even if you are the top in your field today there is no way you will be at the top of your field tomorrow. Even the fastest human runner cannot outrun a simple four legged creature. Try and outrun a little bunny rabbit. I bet you…
