BlogHide Reblurtsbittenapple in # blurtnews • 3 yr. ago • 6 min readTruth is stronger than fiction #1 The manipulation and drugging of a gorgeous blonde.Truth is stronger than fiction #1 The manipulation and drugging of a gorgeous blonde. A true story. Many years have passed since the night we met, but I remember it as though it were yesterday. ...Sitting at a table in the local bar, she came into my world like an angel in physical form. She was perfect. She had gorgeous blonde hair…bittenapple in # blurtfiction • 3 yr. ago • 5 min readTina & Tom. Two people, one couple - and a journey of self discovery...This is a true story. A story that tells of two people. Tom and Tina. A loving couple whose busy life together, meant that they'd now found themselves in trouble. They didn't allow themselves - or each other - to give up on them. ....Instead, they fought their way back to each other, using inner courage, imagination, and a stubborn…bittenapple in # blurtfunny • 3 yr. ago • 7 min read'TWATR' - The World According To Reg...Part 3...and The Law......."Ah... shit" God said very dejectedly, after listening to Lucy's reasoning, "You're bloody well right..." There was a heavy silence in the room as they all looked at each other, surprised by what Lucy had just said... Even Lilith had stopped playing with herself and just stared at him, not happy at all with her mojo being…bittenapple in # blurtfunny • 3 yr. ago • 8 min readThe book that will be known as 'TWATR' - The World According To Reg...Part 2....The Angels weren't very happy at being dragged away from constructing new universes just to pacify Gods tantrum with his little hobby called Earth, but he was the boss. Staring around the office and trying to ignore how sexy Lilith looked as she wriggled that perfect body into her dress, he said to everyone, “How the fuck can I put…bittenapple in # blurtfunny • 3 yr. ago • 7 min readThe introduction to the book that will be known as 'Twatr' - The World According To Reg...Part 1 God wasn't happy. At all. Things weren't going as well as he thought they would be, and this new hobby of His was turning into a bit of a nightmare, truth be told. What he thought would be a weeks 'time out', away from his serious work of creating stuff, had turned into a distraction that was now very time consuming, meaning…bittenapple in # blurtnews • 3 yr. ago • 2 min readKnow thyself, know your truth, and live it with Pride...(but keep it in the bedroom, where it belongs)This is a video that I made while looking at the complex dynamics of individuals who are comfortable and confident in their own sexuality and are able to express honestly and without fear. Music and lyrics by Toyah, interpretation by myself. I hope you enjoy the video and find value in it - be it visual, philosophical, or…bittenapple in # blurtfunny • 3 yr. ago • 5 min readThe Pussy has been activated - And it all smells a bit fishy...BREAKING NEWS ! Reports are coming in from across the globe concerning a strange phenomenon known as 'pussy awareness'. Pussies across the globe are showing strange behaviors that have been hitherto, unknown in the modern age - but ancient Egyptian texts have alluded to such occurrences. Some people are blaming global warming and/or…bittenapple in # blurtlife • 4 yr. ago • 5 min readSnippets #1.....One night in heaven ...er...Ipsos...I'd arrived on Corfu after spending several months hitchhiking around Europe with a friend ( Corfu is a large Greek island, lying off the western coast of Greece). I'd found a job 'touting' in one of the many bars after a few days. My job was persuade people into the bar of course , and then get them to spend their holiday money with…
